UNPUBLISHED LAWS BY NEWTON:
BATH THEOREM: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't want
to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that
a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee gets cold!!
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues,the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF BREAD: When a buttered slice of bread falls to the
floor, it falls on the buttered side.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a
flat tyre.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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BATH THEOREM: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't want
to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that
a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee gets cold!!
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues,the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF BREAD: When a buttered slice of bread falls to the
floor, it falls on the buttered side.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a
flat tyre.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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